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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 8, 2011 11:03:44 GMT -5
I went to a candlelight vigil and the people were singing a Pink Floyd song. Sadly, a fight broke out. All in all, just another wick in the brawl. Great joke Tim! I love it! Sorry that you feel a little alone on this thread with only you and John contributing We do all love your contributions though! I'd add something if I thought I could but I'm not as clever with words as you or John are!
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 8, 2011 22:06:25 GMT -5
I went to a candlelight vigil and the people were singing a Pink Floyd song. Sadly, a fight broke out. All in all, just another wick in the brawl. Great joke Tim! I love it! Sorry that you feel a little alone on this thread with only you and John contributing We do all love your contributions though! I'd add something if I thought I could but I'm not as clever with words as you or John are! Thanks Sleepwalker! Glad you liked that one.
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 8, 2011 22:07:47 GMT -5
I was told my shirt was too loud. I knew I shouldn't have used Shout on it.
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 8, 2011 23:50:50 GMT -5
I guess if you wanted to get toys for the kiddies in early 20th century Russia, you went to Toys 'Czar' US !
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 9, 2011 0:35:57 GMT -5
I guess if you wanted to get toys for the kiddies in early 20th century Russia, you went to Toys 'Czar' US !
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 9, 2011 7:19:14 GMT -5
Loving the jokes Tim and John! Ok - here's one that my brother told me recently, so if its a little corny you can blame him! ;D Somebody threw a piece of cheese at me the other day - I thought to myself 'Now thats not very mature!'
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Post by HollyH on Mar 9, 2011 9:36:25 GMT -5
What a cheesy joke!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 9, 2011 12:46:24 GMT -5
What a cheesy joke! Yes! You could say that Holly! Obviously I'm not very mature either! ;D
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 9, 2011 13:18:55 GMT -5
Loving the jokes Tim and John! Somebody threw a piece of cheese at me the other day - I thought to myself 'Now thats not very mature!' Well, how Emmature of you!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 9, 2011 15:21:21 GMT -5
Loving the jokes Tim and John! Somebody threw a piece of cheese at me the other day - I thought to myself 'Now thats not very mature!' Well, how Emmature of you! Thats me!
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Post by Smiley on Mar 9, 2011 15:38:44 GMT -5
You guys make me sing.. "Crackin' UP!"
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 9, 2011 16:50:20 GMT -5
Ok, here are some of my brothers jokes -
A man is in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He looks down and see's a farmer working in a field, so he shouts 'Where am I?' The farmer looks up and shouts back 'You can't fool me! I know your in that basket!
I'm sat behind this man who can't drive, he's weaving all over the place and hasn't got a clue what he's doing. I start shouting at this man whilst shaking my fist at him and telling him what an idiot he is. It was at this point that he asked me to get out of his taxi
The dog ran off tonight, I spent hours looking for him but I could'nt find him anywhere. The wife said I should look harder so I shaved my head and got some tattoo's - I still can't find the dog
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Post by uncleson on Mar 9, 2011 17:21:24 GMT -5
I was told my shirt was too loud. I knew I shouldn't have used Shout on it. ;D very good tim!
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Post by uncleson on Mar 9, 2011 17:22:19 GMT -5
I guess if you wanted to get toys for the kiddies in early 20th century Russia, you went to Toys 'Czar' US ! very good john! ;D
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Post by uncleson on Mar 9, 2011 17:23:12 GMT -5
Ok, here are some of my brothers jokes - A man is in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He looks down and see's a farmer working in a field, so he shouts 'Where am I?' The farmer looks up and shouts back 'You can't fool me! I know your in that basket! I'm sat behind this man who can't drive, he's weaving all over the place and hasn't got a clue what he's doing. I start shouting at this man whilst shaking my fist at him and telling him what an idiot he is. It was at this point that he asked me to get out of his taxi The dog ran off tonight, I spent hours looking for him but I could'nt find him anywhere. The wife said I should look harder so I shaved my head and got some tattoo's - I still can't find the dog very good sleepwalker!! ;D
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