Today At Wayne Manor... Apr 14, 2007 17:54:57 GMT -5
Post by TomT on Apr 14, 2007 17:54:57 GMT -5
Robin: Holy drama in Kinkdom Batman!.
Batman: Yes Robin, it's a sad day for all Kinks fans. Seems like a villain has upset some of the members by secretly smiting them.
Feelings have been hurt and it looks like the friction between the Gray and Red boards is on the verge of becoming irrepairable.
Robin: What can we DO Batman?
Batman: Well Robin, .... there is a man who goes by the name of Dr. Ka-Blamo. He was recently smited over 70 times on the red board and brushed it off like an old pro. His ability to laugh in the face of adversity is legendary.
Robin: That's GREAT Batman. We need to find out his secret and pass it on to the members in Kinkdom!
Batman: Exactly Robin! We can find Dr. Ka-Blamo in the Gray area of the Sherwood Forest in England. Apparently he finds wisdom from Trees.
Batman: Yes Robin, Trees.
The locals say that he communes with them and they give him a great sense of humor and ability to not take things too seriously.
The only side effect from the trees is a serious addiction to emoticons.
Robin: Emoti what??
Batman: Some other time Robin. Right now we have work to do. To find him we will have to enter the forest and listen for the music of Rory Gallagher. This will lead us directly to the lair of Dr. Ka-Blamo.
The peace and Harmony in Kinkdom depends on us Robin. There isn't a moment to lose! TO THE BATMOBILE!!
Robin: RIGHT, BATMAN!
On the way to England the boys run into a little trouble....
Cheezy faux serious announcer man:
Can our heroes save Kinkdom before it's too late!?
Could it be a trap!?
Will the dynamic Duo be smited themselves!?............
Tune in next week to see if Kinkdom can be saved..........
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Same Bat Channel........