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Post by HollyH on Mar 27, 2011 21:35:31 GMT -5
Oh, you two fired off quite a round there!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 27, 2011 23:42:37 GMT -5
Oh, you two fired off quite a round there! Thanks for the confirmation that it wasn't idle silliness Holly!
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 28, 2011 5:13:19 GMT -5
It's a good thing the large fish that swallowed Jonah was not a great white. Otherwise, the whole story of Jonah would have been a complete dot in the shark.
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 28, 2011 6:08:14 GMT -5
It's a good thing the large fish that swallowed Jonah was not a great white. Otherwise, the whole story of Jonah would have been a complete dot in the shark. Good one Tim!
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 28, 2011 10:35:45 GMT -5
It's a good thing the large fish that swallowed Jonah was not a great white. Otherwise, the whole story of Jonah would have been a complete dot in the shark. Good one Tim! Thank you Sleepwalker!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 28, 2011 10:40:46 GMT -5
Your welcome Tim! Here's another joke that my bro is responsable for! - I'm in hospital at the moment, I've just poisoned myself but don't panic! I ate what I thought was an onion, turned out it was a daffodil bulb. I should by out by Spring ;D
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 28, 2011 10:46:21 GMT -5
Your welcome Tim! Here's another joke that my bro is responsable for! - I'm in hospital at the moment, I've just poisoned myself but don't panic! I ate what I thought was an onion, turned out it was a daffodil bulb. I should by out by Spring ;D
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 28, 2011 14:41:04 GMT -5
There was a guy named Joe Meo. He was addicted to gambling and racked up major gambling debts. Sadly, a mobster ended up killing Joe for not paying his debts. Thus went the star-crossed tale of Joe Meo and roulette.
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 29, 2011 17:11:08 GMT -5
There was a guy named Joe Meo. He was addicted to gambling and racked up major gambling debts. Sadly, a mobster ended up killing Joe for not paying his debts. Thus went the star-crossed tale of Joe Meo and roulette. Good one Tim! Here's another - My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning. Can you believe that?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums!
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 29, 2011 17:16:53 GMT -5
There was a guy named Joe Meo. He was addicted to gambling and racked up major gambling debts. Sadly, a mobster ended up killing Joe for not paying his debts. Thus went the star-crossed tale of Joe Meo and roulette. Good one Tim! Here's another - My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning. Can you believe that?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums! Haha! I like that one!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 29, 2011 17:18:11 GMT -5
A man decides to replace the bed with a trampoline, when his wife finds out she hits the roof
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 29, 2011 17:49:03 GMT -5
A man decides to replace the bed with a trampoline, when his wife finds out she hits the roof 'Nother good one there Sleepwalker!
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 29, 2011 17:51:04 GMT -5
There was a big-game hunter who had the back end of a tiger stuffed and displayed on his den wall. Then, one day it caught fire and his house was destroyed. Indeed, this proved to be a giant cat-ass-trophy.
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 29, 2011 18:04:01 GMT -5
There was a big-game hunter who had the back end of a tiger stuffed and displayed on his den wall. Then, one day it caught fire and his house was destroyed. Indeed, this proved to be a giant cat-ass-trophy. Love it Tim! One more before I go to bed - A man takes a huge metal box to an antique dealer. ''Where did you get this from?'' asks the expert. ''Its been in my loft for 40 years, I think its an heirloom'' replies the man. ''Do you have insurance?'' asks the expert. ''No, should I?'' asks the man. ''Yeah'' says the expert, ''Its your water tank''
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 29, 2011 18:20:11 GMT -5
There was a big-game hunter who had the back end of a tiger stuffed and displayed on his den wall. Then, one day it caught fire and his house was destroyed. Indeed, this proved to be a giant cat-ass-trophy. Love it Tim! One more before I go to bed - A man takes a huge metal box to an antique dealer. ''Where did you get this from?'' asks the expert. ''Its been in my loft for 40 years, I think its an heirloom'' replies the man. ''Do you have insurance?'' asks the expert. ''No, should I?'' asks the man. ''Yeah'' says the expert, ''Its your water tank'' Haha! A woman who taught anatomy in high school got fired. She had trouble getting another job - not enough skeletons in her closet.
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