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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 29, 2011 18:31:43 GMT -5
There was a music collector who found some rare Johnny Cash collectibles. Oddly enough, he named his son after this find. Ever heard of a boy named Souvenir?
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 30, 2011 21:41:32 GMT -5
Great jokes Tim! I especially like the Johnny Cash one! ;D
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 30, 2011 22:05:44 GMT -5
Great jokes Tim! I especially like the Johnny Cash one! ;D Thanks Sleepwalker! The music-related ones are always my favorites. Ad in a hospital newsletter: "To the surgeon doing my knee replacement, I have a bone to pick with you."
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Post by maddogtim74 on Apr 1, 2011 13:55:04 GMT -5
I wonder if J.R.R. Tolkien smoked. If he did and tried to quit, he probably got irritable. But I'm sure he kicked the hobbit.
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Apr 1, 2011 15:09:22 GMT -5
Great jokes Tim! This one's pretty apt as its April Fools Day! Every year I play an April Fool's Day prank on my wife. Last year I told her I wasn't leaving her to move to Spain. This year I called her from Spain to say I was coming back.
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Apr 1, 2011 15:13:59 GMT -5
As I walked home after work in my t-shirt and shorts, wet through in the pouring rain, I thought to myself; "Weather forecasters are in a great position to play April Fools Day pranks."
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Post by maddogtim74 on Apr 1, 2011 17:39:01 GMT -5
Good ones Sleepwalker!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Apr 1, 2011 17:51:47 GMT -5
Thanks Tim!
I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation
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Post by maddogtim74 on Apr 1, 2011 18:03:23 GMT -5
Thanks Tim! I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation I love that one!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Apr 1, 2011 18:34:21 GMT -5
I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You probably saw our posters...
I made a chicken salad today... But it refused to eat it
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Post by maddogtim74 on Apr 1, 2011 19:39:38 GMT -5
I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You probably saw our posters... I made a chicken salad today... But it refused to eat it Nice!
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Post by HollyH on Apr 1, 2011 22:59:34 GMT -5
That chicken salad one reminds me of this old joke...
It's your birthday, so I'm going to make you a cake. Poof! You're a cake!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Apr 2, 2011 13:52:34 GMT -5
That chicken salad one reminds me of this old joke... It's your birthday, so I'm going to make you a cake. Poof! You're a cake! Nice one Holly! I went to the tattoo parlour today and saw a girl in there with a dolphin on her shoulder. I said, 'I bet that hurts!' She said, 'Yes, it's really heavy!!'
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Post by maddogtim74 on Apr 2, 2011 15:46:26 GMT -5
That chicken salad one reminds me of this old joke... It's your birthday, so I'm going to make you a cake. Poof! You're a cake! Nice one Holly! I went to the tattoo parlour today and saw a girl in there with a dolphin on her shoulder. I said, 'I bet that hurts!' She said, 'Yes, it's really heavy!!'
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Post by maddogtim74 on Apr 3, 2011 17:17:57 GMT -5
Joe always had a mouthful of tic-tacs while at work, and he was unpopular because no one could understand him. He finally stopped using so many tic-tacs, and he soon became the life of the party. Thanks to him forsaking mints, he was rewarded for making sense.
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