Post by HollyH on Dec 9, 2008 20:31:55 GMT -5
From this article at McSweeny's www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/11/6haynes.html -- Pop Songs Condensed Into One Sentence:
The Beatles, "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
I want to do it with you.
Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On"
I want to do it with you.
Led Zeppelin, "Whole Lotta Love"
I want to do it with you.
James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"
I want to do it with you.
Elvis Presley, "Hound Dog"
You're doing it with everyone.
R. Kelly, "I Believe I Can Fly"
I believe I want to do it with you.
Patsy Cline, "Crazy"
I want to do it with you so much I'm going f---king nuts.
Frank Sinatra, "Strangers in the Night"
I'm drunk and I want to do it with you.
Little Richard, "Good Golly Miss Molly"
I'm doing it with Miss Molly, and she's totally into it.
Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"
We used to do it, but then you did it with someone else, and now I'm not going to do it with you, although I wish we were still doing it.
Radiohead, "Creep"
I'm filled with self-loathing, and, though outwardly I hate everything you represent, I want to do it with you.
Kate Bush, "Wuthering Heights"
I'm an 18th-century fictional character and I want to do it with another 18th-century fictional character.
Bob Dylan, "Blowin' in the Wind"
The Man is currently doing it to you.
Elvis Presley, "Jailhouse Rock"
Incarcerated men will on occasion do it with each other.
Kings of Leon, "Sex on Fire"
I did it with you, and now it hurts when I pee.
NOW LET'S HEAR YOURS!
The Beatles, "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
I want to do it with you.
Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On"
I want to do it with you.
Led Zeppelin, "Whole Lotta Love"
I want to do it with you.
James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"
I want to do it with you.
Elvis Presley, "Hound Dog"
You're doing it with everyone.
R. Kelly, "I Believe I Can Fly"
I believe I want to do it with you.
Patsy Cline, "Crazy"
I want to do it with you so much I'm going f---king nuts.
Frank Sinatra, "Strangers in the Night"
I'm drunk and I want to do it with you.
Little Richard, "Good Golly Miss Molly"
I'm doing it with Miss Molly, and she's totally into it.
Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"
We used to do it, but then you did it with someone else, and now I'm not going to do it with you, although I wish we were still doing it.
Radiohead, "Creep"
I'm filled with self-loathing, and, though outwardly I hate everything you represent, I want to do it with you.
Kate Bush, "Wuthering Heights"
I'm an 18th-century fictional character and I want to do it with another 18th-century fictional character.
Bob Dylan, "Blowin' in the Wind"
The Man is currently doing it to you.
Elvis Presley, "Jailhouse Rock"
Incarcerated men will on occasion do it with each other.
Kings of Leon, "Sex on Fire"
I did it with you, and now it hurts when I pee.
NOW LET'S HEAR YOURS!
