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Post by phobia on Jun 23, 2008 21:05:38 GMT -5
Top Ten Country & Western Songs.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A s s All Day Long.
There must be some better ones out there...?
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Post by HollyH on Jun 23, 2008 22:51:41 GMT -5
 Where did you find these? |
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Post by nicola6 on Jun 23, 2008 23:32:36 GMT -5
I Fall to Pieces. - Patsy
My number one choice. I'll think on this and get back to y'all.
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Post by phobia on Jun 24, 2008 2:13:49 GMT -5
I love #3 and #8...
Willie's "Crazy" is my fave Patsy song... I read that when Willie was a kid he was always bugging every singer with his songs, until Patsy wouldn't give him the time of day any more... then he wrote Crazy, and he just knew it was for her...so he went to her husband and showed it to him, and he loved it , but said I'm not gonna tell her you wrote it!... so she loved it too... So she accepted that Willie wrote it when she was told... when they recorded it... the band practiced over and over and finally got it tight... then Patsy came in and sang it ONCE... and that is the record you hear!
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Post by phobia on Jun 24, 2008 2:14:27 GMT -5
Where did you find these? An insane friend sent the list to me.... |
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Post by powerman on Jun 24, 2008 6:08:20 GMT -5
I always liked the title : Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
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Post by Iñakink on Jun 24, 2008 13:55:18 GMT -5
I like #4 and #5, but as Blamo would say it's all good.
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Post by powerman on Jun 24, 2008 14:25:52 GMT -5
Lets not forget the immortal :
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
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Post by blamo on Jun 24, 2008 14:34:11 GMT -5
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Post by HollyH on Jun 24, 2008 20:43:29 GMT -5
I like #5 and #10.
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Post by phobia on Jun 25, 2008 13:40:52 GMT -5
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
Now how come this is only #10? Wotta classic!
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Post by noisyroom on Jun 25, 2008 19:27:22 GMT -5
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
;D
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Post by powerman on Jun 26, 2008 6:10:35 GMT -5
She got the Goldmine, and I got the Shaft.
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Post by phobia on Jun 26, 2008 13:58:33 GMT -5
"She's Home And I'm Back In The Saddle Again"
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Post by powerman on Jun 27, 2008 6:33:12 GMT -5
Mama get a hammer (there's a fly on Papa's head)
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Where did you find these? 
