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Post by Smiley on Jun 5, 2007 1:41:44 GMT -5
Yes he did Krankie.. I hate to admit! His floozie left him lying in the gutter.. a drunkin slag!
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Post by franzie on Jun 5, 2007 17:19:21 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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Post by franklima on Jun 5, 2007 22:53:38 GMT -5
How did you karma go down to 2
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Post by franklima on Jun 5, 2007 22:54:41 GMT -5
at some salavation trappist mission.... it's very sad Yes he did Krankie.. I hate to admit! His floozie left him lying in the gutter.. a drunkin slag!
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Post by franklima on Jun 5, 2007 22:58:00 GMT -5
Blamo saved me a lot of money so far because since I have got back from London my chimay consumption has been cut down by at least 95% I think I only had 2 until yesterday, however in the past day or 2 I'm starting to aquire my taste back for it ( I had another today )
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Post by HollyH on Jun 6, 2007 11:35:26 GMT -5
I just posted a review of the new Nick Lowe album on blogcritics -- come post comments! I feel bad for Nick, releasing this thing the same day as Macca's new one -- who's gonna notice poor Nickster? blogcritics.org/archives/2007/06/05/221319.php
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Post by nicola6 on Jun 6, 2007 12:13:57 GMT -5
Terrific review, Holly. I can't wait to hear it! ;D
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Post by Smiley on Jun 6, 2007 17:33:26 GMT -5
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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 30, 2007!
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginn ing at 7:00 PM . Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above co urses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Post by HollyH on Jun 6, 2007 19:39:10 GMT -5
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Post by rose on Jun 6, 2007 19:43:14 GMT -5
you're KILLIN' me, pm !!!!
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Post by Smiley on Jun 6, 2007 20:38:42 GMT -5
I signed Lefty up for the full schedule.. he'll be a grad by the time OUR kids have Kids!
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Post by debbie on Jun 7, 2007 4:21:02 GMT -5
Nice one, PM ;D As the proud owner of a husband and a teenage son, I can vouch 100% for the necessity of these courses ;D
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Post by guinevere on Jun 7, 2007 4:24:11 GMT -5
I think *I* ought to take this one!!!! ;D
On an unrelated note - Not every time, but sometimes I click on the newest page number of a thread and get taken to the thread's very beginning - does this happen to anyone else? Cos it is somewhat annoying!
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Post by Smiley on Jun 7, 2007 6:48:45 GMT -5
Nice one, PM ;D As the proud owner of a husband and a teenage son, I can vouch 100% for the necessity of these courses ;D Yes I have also signed up my 16 year old for these! Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. By the end of the month, he'll also need CLASS 9 PS.. Yes Guin.. it IS quite annoying!!!
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Post by TAG on Jun 7, 2007 11:42:58 GMT -5
I think *I* ought to take this one!!!! ;D On an unrelated note - Not every time, but sometimes I click on the newest page number of a thread and get taken to the thread's very beginning - does this happen to anyone else? Cos it is somewhat annoying! Yes... it is annoying.
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