Dare I ask, what are green jello shots? My best guess is that they are lime jello (in the UK would be "jellies" I believe) cubes which have been made using Irish whisky as the liquid, instead of water?
Sounds yummy: cholesterol, food coloring, sugar, alcohol, cow hooves (that is what they make gelatin out of, isn't it?)!! Most of the major food groups... The only thing missing is chocolate! I'm drinking licorice spice herb tea. I had too much coffee and tea today, time to go caffeine-free.