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Post by uncleson on Aug 19, 2016 13:58:36 GMT -5
rewrite How can you catch dinner, a concert, an email scammer, play a card game, and cheer on Abe Vigoda all at the same time? GO PHISH ! Good one !
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Post by bamajohn1 on Aug 19, 2016 14:30:43 GMT -5
rewrite How can you catch dinner, a concert, an email scammer, play a card game, and cheer on Abe Vigoda all at the same time? GO PHISH ! Good one ! Thanks uncle! I know it was not too long ago Abe passed away. I still catch Barney Miller re-runs now and then!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Aug 20, 2016 14:34:31 GMT -5
I have always been wary of fad diets. There is a new one though that I'm excited about. It allows for someone to try it out for you first so you can see the results.
It's called The Crash Test Dummy Diet !
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Post by uncleson on Aug 20, 2016 16:07:58 GMT -5
Nice John !
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Post by bamajohn1 on Aug 20, 2016 16:12:14 GMT -5
Thanks uncle! I'll be posting some more like that soon on FB as I am about to open an account. I'll be hitting you up with a friend request. Kinkcan had asked me to hit him up about three years ago so I'll need to dig back into my email here to find his contact info. It's a shame really that you feel like you have to join that narcissist spawn to feel connected to the world anymore!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Aug 24, 2016 20:34:37 GMT -5
MICHAEL BOLTON.
NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS !
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Post by bamajohn1 on Aug 25, 2016 10:52:25 GMT -5
A lovely pair of Keats.
The Poetry of the Beats.
Instead, we're on the edge of our seats,
For the most mundane of tweets!
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Post by uncleson on Aug 25, 2016 12:28:29 GMT -5
Thanks uncle! I'll be posting some more like that soon on FB as I am about to open an account. I'll be hitting you up with a friend request. Kinkcan had asked me to hit him up about three years ago so I'll need to dig back into my email here to find his contact info. It's a shame really that you feel like you have to join that narcissist spawn to feel connected to the world anymore! It is a shame. I.prefer the message boards like this one.
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Post by bamajohn1 on Sept 1, 2016 7:46:50 GMT -5
I was mulling over the purpose of my life the other day. While pondering, I had a hunger pain so I grabbed a healthy snack off the table. Voila, I had my epiphany! Yes, I'd found my
Raisin D'etre !
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Post by bamajohn1 on Sept 10, 2016 16:14:31 GMT -5
Why did a cheapskate join Hair Club For Men?
Because he did not like toupee that much!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Sept 10, 2016 16:15:13 GMT -5
What could you call the ghoulish story of how a 90s boy pop band utilizes Chet Atkins favorite guitar and becomes a Duane Eddy tribute band?
Hanson and Gretschel ?
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Post by bamajohn1 on Sept 14, 2016 8:07:09 GMT -5
What would you call the insane musical pairing of an 80s rapper with the widow of a Beatle?
TONE YOKO LOCO
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Post by bamajohn1 on Sept 23, 2016 11:14:05 GMT -5
Ok, this is an actual multilingual pun as the hook word is in Italian. I used it inadvertently; a friend on Facebook told me I used Italian. That's the funny part to me!
What do you say to a sleepy police officer?
Did you get enough a'rrest?
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Post by uncleson on Sept 23, 2016 13:28:56 GMT -5
Ok, this is an actual multilingual pun as the hook word is in Italian. I used it inadvertently; a friend on Facebook told me I used Italian. That's the funny part to me! What do you say to a sleepy police officer? Did you get enough a'rrest? Nice John!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Sept 23, 2016 14:47:40 GMT -5
Ok, this is an actual multilingual pun as the hook word is in Italian. I used it inadvertently; a friend on Facebook told me I used Italian. That's the funny part to me! What do you say to a sleepy police officer? Did you get enough a'rrest? Nice John! Thanks uncle! It turned out better than I realized! HA!
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