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Post by HollyH on Jan 27, 2012 18:18:30 GMT -5
How Not To Be Seen....
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Post by music4life on Jan 29, 2012 17:15:26 GMT -5
All right...all right.....but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order......what have the Roman's ever done for us?
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Post by HollyH on Feb 1, 2012 0:00:56 GMT -5
What's all this then!?
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Post by Smiley on Feb 1, 2012 11:37:39 GMT -5
What's this thing called Love?
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Post by Smiley on Feb 1, 2012 11:40:27 GMT -5
Albatross! What Flavour is it? It's bloody Seabird flavour!!! Albatross!
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Post by Smiley on Feb 1, 2012 11:42:41 GMT -5
If you hadn't nailed him to his perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies! He's drawn the curtain and gone to join the choir invisible... THIS is an X Parrot!!!!
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Post by gary on Feb 1, 2012 17:55:50 GMT -5
We interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, "Two Sheds"!
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Post by Smiley on Feb 1, 2012 22:08:50 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!!!
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Post by HollyH on Feb 1, 2012 23:50:06 GMT -5
What's that penguin doing on the telly?
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Post by gary on Feb 2, 2012 10:52:51 GMT -5
(Opening montage] Good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind," we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on "It's the Mind," we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've... Anyway, tonight on "It's the Mind," we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange... [Opening montage] Good...good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind," we examine the phenomenon of d-d-d-d--déjà v-v-vu, that extraordinary feeling...quite extraordinary...
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Post by gary on Feb 2, 2012 10:58:57 GMT -5
Mr. Notlob, as you know, I am a leading Harley Street surgeon as seen on television. I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about, although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life, I shall be playing ducks and drakes with your very existence, I shall be running my mitts over the pith of your marrow.... So if you'll just step through here, I'll slit you up a treat!
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Post by Smiley on Feb 2, 2012 13:15:39 GMT -5
and then he nailed my head to the floor!
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Post by HollyH on Feb 9, 2012 20:27:24 GMT -5
But that's my only line!
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Post by Smiley on Feb 15, 2012 2:23:36 GMT -5
I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. She's got a big bottom.
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Post by music4life on Mar 1, 2012 11:11:33 GMT -5
Michael Palin: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down the mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! Graham Chapman: Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! Terry Gilliam: Well, we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. Eric Idle: Right. (steels himself) I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." Michael Palin: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. All: Nope, nope...
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