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Post by guinevere on Oct 19, 2007 20:08:56 GMT -5
No, trick or treating is rude and wrong.... but that's just my opinion ;d C'mon Guin, I bet you had fun dressing up as a wee lassie. And btw, your Jonbon takes his kids trick or treating because he thinks it's fun. He was quoted on TV. Nope, I've never been trick or treating in my life, IMO it's glorified begging, not my cup of tea at all. I had trouble asking my dad for my pocket money! LOL, Jon is also a good Christian boy..... that's not me either!
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Post by Smiley on Oct 19, 2007 22:09:12 GMT -5
Too funny. That hits home.. I'm very jumpy myself! Thanks for the carving Kudos Franzie... c'mon folks lets see your pumpkins!
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Post by Smiley on Oct 25, 2007 1:19:34 GMT -5
'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on hisway home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.
Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusu al situation, that's for sure,' said officer Taylor.
'I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just hammering away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor.
'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said.....
'A pumpkin? ..... sh!t...is it midnight already!?!
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Post by guinevere on Oct 25, 2007 3:35:30 GMT -5
Hahahahahaha!!!!! Brilliant!
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Post by rose on Oct 25, 2007 19:41:18 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D......
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Post by Smiley on Oct 25, 2007 20:06:17 GMT -5
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Post by Smiley on Oct 30, 2007 20:33:47 GMT -5
Devils's Haircut -- Beck Wicked Annabella -- KinKs Death of a Clown -- KinKs Werewolfs of London -- Warren Zevon Zombie Zoo -- Tom Petty & the HB's Moondance -- Van the Man Funeral Pyre -- The Jam After Midnight -- Clapton Bad Moon Rising -- CCR Death of a Party -- Blur Bone Broke -- White Stripes Don't Fear the Reaper -- BOC OK... He's Evil Full Moon and Check my Avatar.. Voodoo Walk ;D [/center]
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Post by HollyH on Oct 30, 2007 20:36:26 GMT -5
What? No Voodoo Walk? No Full Moon?
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Post by Smiley on Oct 31, 2007 2:53:11 GMT -5
Look what I found on my Voodoo Walk [/color]
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Post by rose on Oct 31, 2007 5:55:20 GMT -5
What? No Voodoo Walk? No Full Moon? And...Witchy Woman-Eagles? (which would be one on top 10 most hated)
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Post by Smiley on Oct 31, 2007 18:19:08 GMT -5
And...Witchy Woman-Eagles? (which would be one on top 10 most hated) yes.. we agree! gack
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Post by Smiley on Oct 19, 2008 2:23:12 GMT -5
OK.. it's that time of year again. Give us your Halloween play list, fun stuff, decorations, anything that gets you into the SPIRIT!
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Post by Smiley on Oct 19, 2008 2:25:11 GMT -5
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Post by TomT on Oct 19, 2008 18:07:39 GMT -5
A real classic. ;D
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Post by nicola6 on Oct 19, 2008 22:09:20 GMT -5
What? No Voodoo Walk? No Full Moon? No "Deadman's Party" by Oingo Boingo?
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