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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 9, 2011 18:20:15 GMT -5
Ok, here are some of my brothers jokes - A man is in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He looks down and see's a farmer working in a field, so he shouts 'Where am I?' The farmer looks up and shouts back 'You can't fool me! I know your in that basket! I'm sat behind this man who can't drive, he's weaving all over the place and hasn't got a clue what he's doing. I start shouting at this man whilst shaking my fist at him and telling him what an idiot he is. It was at this point that he asked me to get out of his taxi The dog ran off tonight, I spent hours looking for him but I could'nt find him anywhere. The wife said I should look harder so I shaved my head and got some tattoo's - I still can't find the dog Your brother has a good sense of humor.
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 9, 2011 18:41:46 GMT -5
Thanks Tim! He likes jokes and often texts them to me, although some of them are a little too rude to post here!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 9, 2011 23:30:00 GMT -5
Ok, here are some of my brothers jokes - A man is in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He looks down and see's a farmer working in a field, so he shouts 'Where am I?' The farmer looks up and shouts back 'You can't fool me! I know your in that basket! I'm sat behind this man who can't drive, he's weaving all over the place and hasn't got a clue what he's doing. I start shouting at this man whilst shaking my fist at him and telling him what an idiot he is. It was at this point that he asked me to get out of his taxi The dog ran off tonight, I spent hours looking for him but I could'nt find him anywhere. The wife said I should look harder so I shaved my head and got some tattoo's - I still can't find the dog Your brother has a good sense of humor.
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 9, 2011 23:30:20 GMT -5
Thanks Tim! He likes jokes and often texts them to me, although some of them are a little too rude to post here! Now come on sleepwalker, no brother would ever say something rude to his sister!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 9, 2011 23:38:24 GMT -5
Here is an old standby I like to repeat every now and then when I might be in danger of getting a big head! Someone told me the other day, 'John you sure are kind... As a dimple started to show on my face... 'I just don't know what kind'?!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 10, 2011 14:17:11 GMT -5
Here is an old standby I like to repeat every now and then when I might be in danger of getting a big head! Someone told me the other day, 'John you sure are kind... As a dimple started to show on my face... 'I just don't know what kind'?! And my brother really does send jokes that are a little blue, he sends them to nearly everyone he knows so they're not meant specifically for me. I keep reminding him that I am his sister and not just one of the lads that he drinks with in the pub! Some of them are quite funny though!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 10, 2011 14:18:37 GMT -5
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 10, 2011 15:05:59 GMT -5
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure I've lost interest in apathy...
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 10, 2011 17:30:52 GMT -5
I used to be indecisive...now I'm not so sure I've lost interest in apathy... It seems people have become accustomed and almost apathetic to the loss of interest and the depreciation of assets! But that's the good thing about self deprecating humor ! The more you tell it, the more someone else appreciates it! That one was meant especially for Martin!
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Post by uncleson on Mar 10, 2011 17:48:44 GMT -5
Here is an old standby I like to repeat every now and then when I might be in danger of getting a big head! Someone told me the other day, 'John you sure are kind... As a dimple started to show on my face... 'I just don't know what kind'?! good one! actually these are all quite funny!
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 10, 2011 18:02:36 GMT -5
Thanks uncleson! It's good that this thread has gained some steam after going dormant for awhile after the initial flurry shortly after I started it! Perhaps Tim will add a new poem soon; if he can find some time to come up with a new one!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 10, 2011 18:28:47 GMT -5
I'm glad this thread has been revived too John! I apologise for subjecting everyone to my corny jokes, although my brother was responsible for most of them!
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Post by uncleson on Mar 10, 2011 18:36:47 GMT -5
WE LOVE your jokes sleepwalker!
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 10, 2011 18:53:37 GMT -5
Thanks Uncleson!
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 10, 2011 19:19:07 GMT -5
I'm glad this thread has been revived too John! I apologise for subjecting everyone to my corny jokes, although my brother was responsible for most of them! I love "corny" jokes. In fact, I like most jokes other than the ones making fun of people in a cruel way. I welcome all your jokes Sleepwalker, so don't be shy!
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