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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 4, 2011 17:37:40 GMT -5
I was just talking to maddogtim and he said he'd try to add something to this thread soon! He has some ideas in mind! I'll try to come up with some of my own! Thats great John!  I look foward to these contributions from you and Tim! I'm sure they will be worth the wait!  |
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 4, 2011 20:12:05 GMT -5
Ok, here it is, my parody of Train's Hey Soul Sister. Hope you like!
Hey Toe Blister
Ow, ow, ow
These burning pains
are driving me
half-insane
I knew I couldn't forget it
but I also wouldn't let it
blow my mind
This calming cream
eases the swelling in every
single scream I scream
I knew when I collided
the pain I couldn't hide it
I'm outta my mind
Hey toe blister
ain't that a bad blister
on my big toe, oh no
the way it hurts ain't fair you know
Hey toe blister
I wish she would kiss
you so I could sleep
tonight
Ow, ow, ow
Just in pain
it's so bad like an
ice pick in my brain
it gave me
an infection
and upon further'
inspection
I might die
I'm so upset
my heart is pounding
like a blind man
placing a bet
you cut me open
like a surgeon, I'm a goner
and my relatives are gonna
sue you blind.
Hey toe blister
ain't that a bad blister
on my big toe, oh no
the way it hurts ain't fair you know
Hey toe blister
I wish she would kiss
you so I could sleep
tonight
I'd like to give you a slug
slapping you is the only drug I need
so painful, I've been mugged
I can't even feel you take my blood
next an IV, I can pee in a cup slowly
something smells kinda funny
I want this blister to let me be
Hey toe blister
ain't that a bad blister
on my big toe, oh no
the way it hurts ain't fair you know
Hey toe blister
I wish she would kiss
you so I could sleep tonight
Hey toe blister
I wish she would kiss
you so I could sleep tonight
Ow, ow, ow
this bites
ow, ow, ow
this bites.
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Post by HollyH on Mar 4, 2011 21:33:45 GMT -5
;D This is hysterical, Tim!!! BTW I think that song deserves a send-up. It is wicked catchy, a real ear-worm, but it's been SO overplayed.
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Post by sleepwalker24 on Mar 4, 2011 21:41:50 GMT -5
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 4, 2011 22:09:05 GMT -5
Thank you both! I've been a Weird Al fan since I was 7 so I guess that has influenced me. That, and my natural love of playing with words.
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 4, 2011 23:41:36 GMT -5
Thank you both! I've been a Weird Al fan since I was 7 so I guess that has influenced me. That, and my natural love of playing with words. Yep, I remember writing some song parodies in the style of Weird Al back in 1983 and 1984. 'Eat It' and the 3-D album really hooked me and Tim too! I know I saw them a year or so ago in a stash of my old writings. The theme of some were send offs of a few obnoxious characters in the neighborhood; I know one was called 'Come Eating' and another was 'Every Bite You Take'. I don't think they would be worthy of printing now unless I took out some of the references to my past and; well, they were funny to me at the time and were really just meant for me and my young brother and I think they might seem harsh now! |
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 4, 2011 23:43:52 GMT -5
;D This is hysterical, Tim!!! BTW I think that song deserves a send-up. It is wicked catchy, a real ear-worm, but it's been SO overplayed. Like the term ear worm Holly! I think quality songs like that are overplayed now perhaps because there is a dearth of them in the mainstream pop consciousness; it's not autotuned and it's pretty clever! |
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 5, 2011 0:15:55 GMT -5
Thank you both! I've been a Weird Al fan since I was 7 so I guess that has influenced me. That, and my natural love of playing with words. Yep, I remember writing some song parodies in the style of Weird Al back in 1983 and 1984. 'Eat It' and the 3-D album really hooked me and Tim too! I know I saw them a year or so ago in a stash of my old writings. The theme of some were send offs of a few obnoxious characters in the neighborhood; I know one was called 'Come Eating' and another was 'Every Bite You Take'. I don't think they would be worthy of printing now unless I took out some of the references to my past and; well, they were funny to me at the time and were really just meant for me and my young brother and I think they might seem harsh now! I forgot to mention your influence. Those parodies you wrote back then were hilarious! But then, you've influenced my life in so many good ways I can''t count them. |
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 5, 2011 1:31:23 GMT -5
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 7, 2011 17:59:12 GMT -5
I must say that when I started this thread, I was hoping that it would lead to some interesting contributions from many forumers. I titled it 'Our..' for that reason, and didn't mean for it to be just me, and as it turned out, really Tim, carrying the thread.  Tim could fillup many a thread of this type but I think he lost some steam for it because it kind of felt like doing a guitar solo in the forest with no one there to hear it!  |
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 7, 2011 20:33:54 GMT -5
I went to a candlelight vigil and the people were singing a Pink Floyd song. Sadly, a fight broke out. All in all, just another wick in the brawl.
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Post by HollyH on Mar 7, 2011 22:20:30 GMT -5
I went to a candlelight vigil and the people were singing a Pink Floyd song. Sadly, a fight broke out. All in all, just another wick in the brawl.  You're killin' me here, Tim! |
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Post by maddogtim74 on Mar 7, 2011 22:39:00 GMT -5
I went to a candlelight vigil and the people were singing a Pink Floyd song. Sadly, a fight broke out. All in all, just another wick in the brawl. You're killin' me here, Tim! Thanks Holly |
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Post by bamajohn1 on Mar 7, 2011 23:53:50 GMT -5
Tim could fillup many a thread of this type but I think he lost some steam for it because it kind of felt like doing a guitar solo in the forest with no one there to hear it! It seems Tim must have consulted with Peter Gabriel as he had plenty of 'steam' with that most recent line! |
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Post by Smiley on Mar 8, 2011 0:01:03 GMT -5
Tooo Funny!  |
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Tim could fillup many a thread of this type but I think he lost some steam for it because it kind of felt like doing a guitar solo in the forest with no one there to hear it! 
