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Post by Smiley on Aug 17, 2009 17:15:42 GMT -5
bump
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Post by uncleson on Sept 4, 2009 12:48:08 GMT -5
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
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Post by Smiley on Jan 15, 2010 15:18:41 GMT -5
Now that's what I call a dead parrot!
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Post by Smiley on Jan 20, 2010 12:41:25 GMT -5
I can't tell the difference from Whizzo butter and this dead crab!
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Post by Smiley on May 25, 2010 23:30:29 GMT -5
What about a pointed stick!
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Post by mrlennie on May 26, 2010 9:25:38 GMT -5
Hallo Hallo Hallo Hallo. I am a policeman.
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Post by complicatedlife on May 26, 2010 12:23:08 GMT -5
Protest Song by Neil innes
"Uhhh... uhhh... this next song is a protest song. Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn. "
All the prophets of doom can always find room In a world full of worry and fear Tip cigarettes and chemistry sets And rudolph the red-nosed reindeer So I'm goin back to my little old shack And drink me a bottle of wine That was mis en bouteille before my birthday And have me a f**kin' good time
Rain on a tin roof sounds like a drum We're marching for freedom today Yeay Turn on your headlights and sound your horn If people get in the way
Let me turn you on to the chromium swan On the nose of a long limousine Even hired for the day it is something to say But what the hhehhellll does it mean I may be accused of being confused But I'm average weight for my height My philosophy like color tv Is all there in black and white
RAI! .. rain on a tin roof sounds like a drum We're marching for freedom today yeay! Turn on your headlights and sound your horn If people get in the way
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Post by Smiley on May 27, 2010 0:17:07 GMT -5
AND NOW ON RADIO 4 "THE DEATH OF MARY QUEEN OF SCOTTS!"
MALE SCOTTISH VOICE: "You are Mary Queen of Scotts?"
MARY: "I am" (loud bannging and hitting for quite some time.....)
MALE SCOTTISH VOICE: "I think she's dead?"
MARY: "No, I'm Not!!" (More loud banging and hitting.......)
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Post by complicatedlife on May 27, 2010 10:48:05 GMT -5
The pet shop owner's brother was lying.
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Post by HollyH on May 30, 2010 23:08:01 GMT -5
It's a fair cop I done it alright.
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Post by Smiley on Jun 2, 2010 23:53:14 GMT -5
You American's... You always gotta "SAY SOMETHING!"
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Post by HollyH on Jan 21, 2012 23:44:59 GMT -5
If you hadn't nailed him to his perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies!
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Post by music4life on Jan 26, 2012 17:35:31 GMT -5
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
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Post by HollyH on Jan 26, 2012 21:52:39 GMT -5
Dead rat on the landing!
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Post by music4life on Jan 27, 2012 17:59:51 GMT -5
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
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