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Post by uncleson on Jul 22, 2009 15:42:10 GMT -5
Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 23, 2009 15:59:19 GMT -5
If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
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Post by Smiley on Jul 23, 2009 17:17:40 GMT -5
Well... we got, Egg and Bacon. Egg, Sausage and Bacon. Egg and SPAM. Egg, Sausage & SPAM....
"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 24, 2009 10:18:48 GMT -5
(Mr. Don Savage enters, holding his cat, Tiddles.)
Compère: That is Tiddles, I believe?
Savage: Yes, this is, this is Tiddles.
Compère: Yes, and what does she do?
Savage: She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water.
Compère: By herself?
Savage: No, I fling her.
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Post by uncleson on Jul 24, 2009 13:21:52 GMT -5
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 24, 2009 15:28:07 GMT -5
My theory by A. Elk. Brackets Miss, brackets. This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too.
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Post by powerman on Jul 24, 2009 16:11:52 GMT -5
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 24, 2009 22:40:51 GMT -5
Voice Over: But what of the idiot's private life? How about his relationship with women?
(Idiot in bed. Pull back to reveal he shares it with two very young, thin, nude girls.)
Idiot: Well I may be an idiot but I'm no fool.
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Post by Smiley on Jul 25, 2009 1:08:22 GMT -5
"Are you the Peoples Judian Front?" "F*$K OFF... We're The People's Front of Judia!"
Always look on the bright side of life... whoo...whooo... whoo..whoo,whoo,whoowhooo." ;D
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Post by powerman on Jul 25, 2009 8:57:40 GMT -5
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Post by Smiley on Jul 25, 2009 20:50:31 GMT -5
"That's right... go on, BE CRUCIFIED, see if I care!"
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Post by HollyH on Jul 25, 2009 21:19:26 GMT -5
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Post by Smiley on Jul 27, 2009 11:53:15 GMT -5
"I can't tell the difference from Wizzo Butter and this dead crab!"
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Post by uncleson on Jul 27, 2009 13:46:11 GMT -5
All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Post by Smiley on Jul 27, 2009 22:18:50 GMT -5
"ALBATROSS!!! What flavour is it? It's bloody Seabird flavour..... ALBATROSS!!!"
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