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Post by HollyH on Jul 16, 2009 17:56:58 GMT -5
What's yours?
Mine is: The Norwegian blue prefers kipping on its back!
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Post by Smiley on Jul 16, 2009 22:10:00 GMT -5
Your wife -- does she ... go? Know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink? Is she a goer? Say no more! A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat.
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Post by mrlennie on Jul 17, 2009 8:43:37 GMT -5
Hallo Hallo Hallo Hallo I am a policeman
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Post by Smiley on Jul 17, 2009 19:09:28 GMT -5
You don't don't need a bloody cat license, besides that's a dog license with the word "DOG" scratched out and "CAT" written in crayon.
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Post by HollyH on Jul 17, 2009 23:57:20 GMT -5
He was a cruel man...but fair.
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Post by nancyb on Jul 18, 2009 12:44:18 GMT -5
and now for something completely different
It's not dead its resting
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 18, 2009 13:14:42 GMT -5
The pet shop man's brother was lying!!
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 18, 2009 13:16:28 GMT -5
Hilter: My dog has no nose Assembled Nazis: How does it smell? Hilter: AWFUL!
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Post by uncleson on Jul 18, 2009 14:47:15 GMT -5
The BBC would like to apologize for the next announcement
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Post by Smiley on Jul 18, 2009 23:57:10 GMT -5
"Similar Petshops in Bolton" The Palindrome of Ipswich isn't BOLTON... that would be NOTLOB
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Post by HollyH on Jul 19, 2009 0:01:37 GMT -5
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Post by Smiley on Jul 19, 2009 0:56:13 GMT -5
FETCH... the comfy chair!
MY BRAIN HURTS!!!
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 19, 2009 16:54:18 GMT -5
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
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Post by HollyH on Jul 19, 2009 17:31:26 GMT -5
There's a dead bishop on the landing.
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Post by complicatedlife on Jul 20, 2009 8:35:42 GMT -5
Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Owner: Not *today*, sir, no.
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